你可否一直做我的情人 我愿意只为你忠诚 永不让你心伤
你曾经想过永生吗？ Have you ever wanted to live forever?
也许现在是你的机会 Maybe now is your chance.
俄罗斯科学家说 他们即将 Scientists in Russia say they're very very close
解开永恒生命的奥秘 to unlocking the mysteries of eternal life.
而这一切均发生在一个小小的实验室中 They just have one cabinet, and I quote,
他们说“除非实验过程中出现了什么问题” Unless something goes wrong during the experiments, unquote.
我可要说 探索永恒生命的奥秘 Ugh, oh my, what could possibly go wrong
能出什么错? playing around with the mysteries of eternal life?
国际新闻报导 In international news,
有一种邪恶的东西出现了 something wicked this way comes.
在俄罗斯和中国 It's being widely rumored
有广为流传的流言称 both in Russia and China
人们正在屠杀 are calling hundreds of thousands of chickens
成千上万只鸡 in an attempt
以阻止一场 to halt a new variation
禽流感的新型变异 of the so called bird flu.
我们以前难道没有听过这些不着边际的屁话吗？ Now haven't we heard this song and dance before?
当然 我们听过 Of course, we have.
但是在这些流言蜚语中 But this gossip has whispers
人们还谈论着一些更可怕 of something much more fearful and sinister,
更险恶的东西 happening here.
我们极具才华的线人在为证实谣言而 Our multitalented sources are working
努力地调查中 但听众朋友们 to confirm the rumors, but where there's smoke,
无风不起浪 there usually is a fire.
我敢说这一阵“风” And in this case, folks,
可能会带来一场滔天巨浪 I'd venture to say it could be a raging inferno.
不好意思 Now excuse me,
但我现在要插播一条 but we have to take
令人讨厌的商业广告 an obscene commercial profit break.
情人节即将来临 Valentine's Day is just around the corner,
你一定会想要看起来美美的 and you're gonna wanna look your very best.
你有没有想过要让自己的衣服白上加白？ Have you ever wanted your clothes to be a whiter white?
我保证你想 Well, of course, you have.
朋友们 爱 就在空气中 Love is in the air, folks.
缓刑 戴尔？ Probation, Dale?
我已经尽力了 I did the best I could.
你不可能成为这座城市里 You can't be the savior
每一个人的救世主 麦克斯 of the every dog and cat in the city, Max.
再说 你把那家伙的脸打得肿成了个南瓜 Besides, the guy's face was swollen up like a pumpkin.
他活该 戴尔 He deserved it, Dale.
话虽如此 Be that as it may.
敬我最好的朋友 小孩子的保护神 To my best friend, protector of small children
万物生灵的护花使者 and small creatures, great and small.
嘿 你觉得律师和吸血鬼之间 Hey, what's the difference
有什么不同？ between a lawyer and a vampire?
-你不就是律师吗？-我是你的律师 - Aren't you a lawyer? - I'm your lawyer.
所以这问题问你才有意思 That's what's gonna make it funny.
律师和吸血鬼有什么不同呢？ What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
不同在于 吸血鬼只会在晚上吸血 A vampire only sucks blood at night.
哦 真有趣 Oh, that's funny, Dale.
我有一百万个这样的笑话 I got a million of 'em.
那可真糟心 That's too bad.
你在流口水 正常人都会流口水 You're drooling. And drooling is normal.
你很正常 麦克斯 You're normal, max.
你只是个凡人 You are just a normal guy.
很难接受 不是吗？ Hard to accept, isn't it?
她来了 Incoming.
所以你是打算整晚都盯着我看 So are you just gonna stare at me all night
还是说你要像个真正的男人去展开行动？ or are you gonna step up to the plate like a real man?
后者吧 I'll step up to the plate.
我不敢相信这招真的管用 I can't believe that line actually worked.
-嘿 我是莎拉 -麦克斯 - Hey, I'm Sara. - Max.
-很高兴见到你 麦克斯 -很高兴见到你 - Very nice to meet you, max. - Nice meeting you.
我可以请你喝杯鸡尾酒吗？ Can I buy you a cocktail?
好啊 我喜欢 Yeah, I like that.
酒保 Bartender.
吸血鬼只会在晚上吸血 Vampire only sucks blood at night.
那 律师最喜欢的是什么？ Hey, what's a lawyer's favorite pour-a-cop reception?
-什么？-他的性格 - What? - His personality.
我有一百万个笑话 I got a million of 'em.
-你要进来吗？ -我不确定 - So are you coming in? - I'm not sure.
-我很久没约过会了 -哦 麦克斯 - It's been awhile for me. - Oh, Max,
就和骑自行车一样 it's like riding a bike.
你知道怎么骑自行车吧？ You know how to ride a bike, don't you?
我可是我街区的自行车王呢 I was the bicycle king of my block, if that counts?
哇 整个街区？ Oh, the whole block?
-是的 -哇 - Oh yeah. - Wow.
真是令人印象深刻 I'm impressed.
那你应该展示一下你的真本事了 I think you should bring that whole bicycle king inside.
我还会再见到你吗？ Will I see you again?
野马也不能把我拖走 Wild horses couldn't drag me away.
究竟有没有人花时间读过这篇文章？ Has anyone even taken the time to read this?
各位？ Hello?
有人吗？ Anyone?
对于那些不清楚的人 我告诉你们 For those of you who do not know,
我曾经在伦敦的舞台上表演莎剧 I performed Shakespeare on the stage in London.
是舞台上的吟游诗人 The bard onstage,
在伦敦哟 in London.
“马、马” "A horse, a horse,
“一马失社稷” my kingdom for a horse."
厉害吧 Mm-hmm.
你们能看到我眼中涌出的泪水吗？ Can you see the tears welling up in my eyes?
能看见吗？ Can you not?
你一定就是那位教授了 And you must be the professor.
是的 当然是 Yes, but of course, you are.
请原谅我的长篇大论 但是这个行业 Excuse my little tirade, but this business
能让一个成年男人哭 can drive a grown man to cry.
可以开拍了吗？ Are we ready to shoot this?
你们准备好了吗？ Are you guys ready up there?
好的 Okay.
好了 准备得当了 All right, quite on the set.
大家好 我叫菲尔·菲尔宾 Hello, my name is Phil Philbin
谢谢收看 and thank you for watching
这一期的怪物狂热 this edition of "Monster Mania."
今天我邀请到了嘉宾 鲁伯特·斯图本博士 Today I have with me my esteemed guest, Dr. Rupert Stuben,
经常在哈佛和麻省理工之类的一流学府 frequent lecturer at such stellar institutions as
担任讲师 Harvard and MIT.
他现在专为世界卫生组织工作 He now works exclusively for the World Health Organization.
欢迎你 Welcome.
教授 Professor,
让我直接说重点吧 let me get right to the point.
那些谣言是真的吗？ Are the rumors true?
嗯 我们每天都有很多新的谣言 Well, we have many new rumors on a daily basis.
你说的具体是哪一个？ Which rumors are you talking about specifically?
呃 让我们看看 Uh, duh, let's see.
中国正在屠杀鸡类 China killing chickens.
是因为可能有一种新型而危险的禽流感即将爆发？ A new, may be sinister, bird flu at our door?
我相信你们都知道 As I'm sure you are aware,
谣言通常会给人们带来恐惧和焦虑 rumors cause, fear and anxiety
各个年龄阶段的人都会受谣言影响 this many of the population.
年轻人也好老年人也罢 The young people, the old people,
尤其是那些受教育程度不高的人 uh, especially, the ill educated.
但重要的是 But more importantly,
这些仅是谣言 the misplaced rumors.
说不准是你弄错了 Maybe you're misplaced.
我是科学工作者 菲尔宾先生 I deal In fact, Mr. Philbin.
我是来降低大家的恐惧的 I am here to dampen the phobia.
事实上 教授 Fact this, professor.
你是否真的有毅力坐在这里否认 Do you really have the tenacity to sit there and deny
中国和俄罗斯正以惊人的速度叫停 that China and Russia are calling foul
相关产业这一事实呢？ at a furious rate?
我们虽没有证据 We do not have proof,
但在这些国家中确实有几起病例 but there is a contagion in those countries
与此同时 他们也在尽力 and the same countries are doing their best
-来降低损失… -陷阱 官话 - to counter casuality-- - Pitfall, gobbledygook.
让我向我们的普通观众解释一下 Let me explain to our average viewer
教授刚才说的 what the good professor just said.
中国和俄罗斯正在捕杀鸟类 China and Russia are killing birds
阻止一个新的 可怕的 to stop a new, frightening version
亚洲禽流感 of the Asian bird flu.
你这么讲不正确 That's not fair.
不只是中国和俄罗斯 It's not just China and Russia.
流感已经扩散到其他国家了吗？ There are other countries where this has spread?
哪些国家 教授？ Which countries, professor?
为什么 究竟为什么 You know, why oh why
一位像你这样身材发了福的医生 would a doctor of your emanant stature
会出现在我的“怪物狂热”的节目上面？ appear on my "Monster Mania" show?
我...我要走了 I-- I'm leaving.
怪物在哪里 医生？ Where are the monsters, Doctor?
祝你好运 Good luck.
你没告诉我们什么？ What aren't you telling us?
更重要的是 你为什么不告诉我们？ And more importantly, why aren't you telling us?
澳大利亚内地
哇 谁会想到一个大金属盒子 Wow. Who woulda thought a big metal box
能看起来如此美丽？ could look so beautiful?
我本不想告诉你们这个坏消息的 Well, I hate to be the bearer bad news,
但是...他们想要见面 but they wanna meet.
-他们还想要更多 -更多？真的吗？ - They want more. - More? Really?
他们觉得30%的股份不够 They don't think their 30 percent is enough.
不 不 不 我不能减少我的股份 No, no, no, I'm taking my share
而且我还要去墨西哥 享受那里的太阳 沙滩 美酒 and I'm going to Mexico, sun, sand, marguerites,
还有美女 and senoritas.
-这可是一个男人的终级梦想啊 - What more could a guy want?
你是个聪明人 You're a smart man.
他们会跟着我们去墨西哥的 You know they're gonna follow us to Mexico,
-不是吗？-是的 - don't you? - Oh yeah.
所以你和我要去和他们见个面 戴尔 That's why you and I will meet them, Dale.
然而以赛亚却可以拿着他的股份去墨西哥快活？ While Isaiah takes his share to Mexico?
嗯 Mm-hmm.
-这不公平 麦克斯 -嗯 这不公平 戴尔 - That's not fair, Max. - No, it's not fare, Dale.
不 Oh.
再想想 我们为什么不都去墨西哥呢？ On second thought, why don't we all go to Mexico?
-就是啊 -别废话 安排一下和他们的见面 - Damn right. - Set a meet.
我对此事有不好的预感 Oh, I've got a bad feeling about this, Max.
安排 Set a meet, Dale.
真的有不祥的预感 A really bad feeling.
爸爸 Daddy.
爸爸 Daddy!
爸爸 Daddy.
麦克斯 Max!
我想要那个 I want that one.
你能买给我吗？ Would you buy it for me?
如果你高兴的话 If it'll make you happy.
-你会买的吧？ -嗯 - You would, wouldn't you? - Mm-hmm.
其实我也可以自己买 你知道吗 I can buy it myself, you know?
我当然知道 Oh, I know.
你还能为我做什么？ What else would you do for me?
你能像童话故事里那样拯救我吗？ Would you save me like in the fairy tales?
你愿意成为我的骑士吗？ Would you be my knight in shining armor?
我不是穿着闪亮盔甲的骑士 I'm no knight in shining armor.
-但是 -但是我会为你而战 - But... - But I would fight for you.
我会拼上一切为你而战 I would fight very hard for you.
这是我听过的最浪漫的情话 That's the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me.
你是一个诗人 麦克斯 You're a poet, Max.
你是个诗人 你自己甚至都不知道 You're a poet and didn't even know it.
让我们偷偷上船吧 来吧 麦克斯 Let's go sneak aboard. Come on, Max.
在你的生命中第一次做一些违法的事情 do something illegal for the first time in your life.
-你怎么知道？ -知道什么？ - How do you know? - What?
知道你没有做过违法的事吗？ That you haven't done anything illegal?
你太紧张啦 麦克斯 Come on. You're uptight, Max.
不是说这不好 I mean, not in a bad way.
我只是说你很紧张 I'm just I'm just saying you're uptight.
真的太紧绷了 Really, really uptight.
也许你应该养一只狗或一只猫 Maybe you should get a dog or a cat
或者是其他什么让你放松的东西 or something to loosen you up.
我以前有过一只狗 她是我最好的朋友 I did have a dog. She was my best friend.
她怎么了？ What happened to her?
她死了 She died.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
没关系 That's all right.
她活了很久了 She lived a good long life.
来吧 Come aboard.
你的船在等着你 Your vessel awaits.
来吧 麦克斯 Come on, Max.
你可以把它当做你的船 你可以做船长 It can be your ship. You can be the captain.
-来啊 -我不觉得 - Come on. - I don't think so.
-来吧 麦克斯 -别了 - Come on, Max. - No, I don't think so.
-你可以的 -好吧 - Yes. - Please.
他昨天才跟我说他会来派对的
那他什么时候到？
大概11点或者12点吧 或许会更早 我不怎么关心
怎么了？
你不能从那走
为什么不？这里走最快了 来吧
因为你不知道里面有些什么
牵着我的手 没事的
我听到了什么动静
什么都没有 你想太多了
是真的 我听到了
真的什么都没有 你看
有人吗 有人吗？ 你看 我都说没东西了
你真的好胆小 走吧
我看不见你
怎么会？哎算了 我先进去 证明给你看你只是想太多 快过来吧
别这样 这不好笑 别拿这个开玩笑
车坏了是我的错？ My fault the car broke down?
怎么会是我的错？ How could it be my fault?
下一次 开你自己的车去约会吧 Next time, bring your own car on a date.
嘿 我在这里 我在这里 Hey, I'm walkin' here. I walkin' here!
尽管他们说这只是一种流感病毒 Although they say it's just a flu-like virus,
我的资料则显示完全不是这么回事 my sources indicate something else entirely.
在短短几天内 In just a matter of days,
就已经在 this virus has made the jump
牛犊 马 to cattle, horses,
甚至是猪身上发现了病毒 and an even swine.
数百万的动物 是的 你没听错 Millions, yes, you heard correctly,
数以百万计的动物正被屠杀 millions of these animals are being slaughtered
就在此时此刻 as I speak.
而且这不仅仅局限于亚洲和俄罗斯 And this is not limited to just Asia and Russia.
我的资料表明在这些地方均有病例： My sources are indicating this is happening in parts of
欧洲 南非 Europe, South Africa,
还有南美 and South America.
早上好 Z教授 Good morning, Professor Z.
你是公认的 You are widely recognized
著名的僵尸研究专家 as the renowned expert on zombies.
我以前甚至不知道有人研究僵尸呢 I didn't even know there was an expert on zombies.
你能给我们无知的观众解释一下吗 Can you explain to our less educated viewers
什么是僵尸？ what a zombie is?
我很高兴你问我 I am delighted you asked.
僵尸有各种各样的名字 Zombies go by various names,
活死人 亡灵 行尸走肉 the living dead, the undead, the walking dead,
没有灵魂的尸体 soulless corpses.
僵尸是通过人类尸体的复活 A zombie is a being created
被创造出来的 through the reanimation of a human corpse.
有一个牌子的朗姆酒也叫僵尸哈哈哈 It's also a pretty mean rum drink.
呃 我跑题了 Uh, uh, but, I, uh, I digress.
那你见过僵尸吗 教授？ Um, have you ever seen a zombie, professor?
天 是的我见过 Oh my, yes.
我做过两次实地考察 On both of my expeditions
一次去南非 一次去加勒比地区 都看见过僵尸 through South Africa and the Caribbean.
所以我才会怀疑 That is why I'm skeptical.
我听说这种流感病毒通过变异 I'm hearing this virus is creating
而进化成僵尸病毒 variations of what we would call a zombie,
感染病毒的人会变得有食人性 盲目攻击 cannibalism, mindless attacks,
皮肤和眼睛颜色也会变化 the change of skin and eye color,
-而且他们走路也很有意思 -嗯 - and they walk funny. - Mm.
呃 你能给我们演示一下吗？ Uh, can you give us a demonstration?
当然 我很乐意 I would be delighted.
我不知道我们的观众怎么想 Yeah, I don't know about our viewers,
但我不希望这事发生在我身上 but I would not want that coming after me.
嗷 够了 Ouch. Okay.
谢谢你 谢谢你 Z教授 Thanks you. Thank you, Professor Z.
这是我的大荣幸 It has been a delightful pleasure.
能够确定的是 Well, this I do know.
这不是普通的病毒 This is no regular virus.
人们没有出现类似流感的症状 People are not getting flu-like symptoms.
人们正在改变 People are changing.
人们正在转变 People are transforming.
关于“从众心理暴力”有这么个说法 There's talk of herd mentality violence.
我们以往从未见过任何一种类似的暴力行为 Violence unlike anything we have seen before.
而那些感染了却没有转变的人们 And those that are not transforming,
他们正在死去 they are dying.
不是一个月或者一个星期 They're dying not in a month, or a week,
甚至不是几天内 or even a day days.
而是在感染这种病毒的几分钟内 No, they're dying within minutes
这些人就会死去 of contracting this so-called virus.
死亡率也打破了纪录 And the mortality rate is off the charts.
希望在稍后的节目中 We hope to have more information
我们会给大家带来这个快速发展事件 on this fast evolving story
的更多讯息 on our later broadcasts.
跟我来 Follow me.
麦克斯 Max.
我喜欢你这里的设计 I like what you've done with the place.
-他是想搞笑吗？ -我不知道 - Is he trying to be funny? - I don't know.
你想搞笑吗？ Are you trying to be funny?
等我把你的眼睑缝在一起 I should staple your eyelids shut.
-那才是真正的有趣 -朋友 - That would be funny. - You know,
我们都很惊讶于 we were all surprised
你第一份活儿的成绩 when you pulled off your, uh, very first job.
第一份活 你记得吧？ Right, first job?
我们应该叫你大铜球 Big brass balls is what we should call you.
你是怎么做到的？ How did you make it so easy?
他是怎么做到的？ How did he do it?
你放心告诉我们 他是怎么做到的？ Come on, you can tell us. How'd he do it?
快告诉我们 不然我们就把你的蛋砍了 Tell us or we'll chop off your balls.
额 远程胡椒喷雾 Um, remote pepper spray.
胡椒喷雾？解释一下 Pepper spray? Explain.
好吧 你 Well, you
在前一晚偷摸进装甲车 break into the armored car the previous night
把罐子放在座位下面 and plant the cans under the seats.
伙计 不会有什么事情发生的 这可是一辆装甲汽车 Ah man, it's gonna happen. It's an armored car.
你可以在500英尺远的地方激活它们 You can activate them by remote up to 500 feet away.
那些亮黄色的金属 All that bright yellow metal,
那些长方形块 all those rectangular bars...
-乖乖 -把它们捧在手上的感觉 - Oh yeah. - It must've been great
一定棒呆了吧 to hold those bars in your hands.
权力 麦克斯 Power, Max.
这才是纯黄金所代表的东西 That is what pure gold is,
是权力 power.
你不愿说话的是怎么了？ What is it with you that you won't talk?
你是不是只在你想搞笑的时候说话？ Maybe you can only talk when you're trying to be funny?
你现在为我们工作了 麦克斯 You work for us now, Max.
-我不这么认为 -现在他说话了 - I don't think so. - Now he speaks.
大铜球先生说话了 Mister big brass balls speaks.
别搞错了 Make no mistake, Max.
你归我们所属 We own you.
我们拥有你 我们还拥有你的女朋友 We own you, we own your girlfriend,
你对我们来说就像汽车或狗一样 we own you like a car or a dog.
听着 接下来 So here's what's gonna happen.
这就是你的新任务 Here's your new job.
对于像你这样聪明 有趣的人来说 这应该很容易 It should be easy for a smart, funny guy like you.
由于时间限制 你今晚就需要搞定 Due to time constraints, you need to do the job tonight.
为了确保你的忠诚 And just to make sure you remain loyal,
我们要把你的小伙伴留在这里 we're keeping your little friend here with us.
如果我拒绝呢？ And if I refuse?
那我们就把你朋友切成小块 We're gonna chop 'em up into tiny little pieces
然后寄回他家里 and send him home.
而你还是得做这个活 And you still have to do the job.
时间在流逝 Time's wasting, Max.
滴答滴答 Tick-tock.
-滴答 -时钟滴答滴答 - Tick-tock. - Clock's ticking.
明天晚上见 搞笑的家伙 See you tomorrow night, funny Guy.
现在你可以走了 Now you can go.
你有工作要做 You've got work to do.
我们拥有你 麦克斯 Grr-ruff! We own you, Max.
你是我们的宠物狗 You're our lapdog.
汪 汪 Ruff! Ruff!
-还有你那女朋友 -我警告你 - And that girlfriend of yours. - Let's just say
别逼我们把她也抓来当小宠物 it'll be a shame if we have to make her a little pet.
汪 汪 Ruff! Ruff!
麦克斯有恐水症 Max has a water phobia.
恐水症？ A water phobia?
再在这待两天的时间 Hell, two more days out here
我就会有恐沙症 and I'll get a sand phobia.
这个笑话很有 That was a good one.
是的 是啊 Uh, yeah. Uh, oh.
你是唯一还能让我笑出来的人 You know, you're the only one that can still make me laugh.
对一个会说话的玩偶来说 Oh, that's a hell of a burden
这真是个沉重的负担 on the shoulders of a talking doll.
我想谢谢你 I wanna thank you for just,
一直待在我身边 you know, always being
听我讲话 分享 and letting me talk to you and share,
而且 and you know, and...
别 搞得我也想哭了 Now don't get me crying.
你很坚强的 ...you know better.
好的 好的 Okay, okay,
让我们 让我们不要变得软弱 let's, let's-- oh, let's don't get mushy.
麦克斯是个好人 You know, Max is a good Guy,
-但是 -但是什么？ - but... - But what?
他可能看起来像个在办公楼里 Well, he may look like a Guy
做文书工作的老实人 that works in an office building,
但他有一段黑历史 相信我 but he's got a history, believe me.
哦？是吗？看 Oh yeah? Look.
我被吓得浑身发抖 I'm shaking all over.
黑历史的神秘力量 History's mystery.
麦克斯 你应该为政府当杀手 Max, you should do wet work for the government.
我是听说的 他真的很擅长 He was really good at it. That's what I hear.
哦 真的吗？ Oh yeah?
所以他是个... 刺客？ So he was like, uh, an assassin?
一个杀手？一个清算人？ A killer? A liquidator?
一个刽子手？ A executioner?
是的 差不多 Yeah, something like that.
我的名字是塔图 你知道的吧？ Well, I'm tattoo, you know?
我曾经踢过一个孩子的小腿 I once kicked a kid in the shins
就因为他老叫我木偶人塔图 'cause he kept calling me "Tanochio."
我可以忍受很多东西 但唯独这个不能忍 I can stand a lot, but that was just too much.
男人 有时男孩子也是 他们会做很坏的事 Men and sometimes boys do evil deeds.
真相了 Ain't that the truth.
啊 好吧 我们现在知道的是 Ah, okay, well, what we learned is, uh,
这些家伙是海外来的黑帮分子 these guys are imported gangsters.
他们移民到这里 They immigrated here
从芝加哥进入到美国 to the good old USA via Chicago.
他们也和芝加哥黑帮有牵连 And, uh, they got involved with the Chicago mob
他们把这些家伙送来这里 and they sent them out here
开辟新的领域 to kind of open up new territory.
麦克斯 这些家伙是冷血杀手 Max, these guys are ice cold killers.
是的 如果你要去对付他们的话 Yeah, so if you're gonna take them on,
别拿刀去和他们枪战 make sure you don't try bringing a knife to a gun fight.
麦克斯 你还有枪吗？ Max, you do still own a gun?
不到真正有需要的时刻 No one really needs a gun
谁会把枪留着 until he really needs a gun.
嘿 麦克斯 Hi, Max.
我以前做过坏事 I've done things,
我不为之自豪的一些事情 things I'm not proud of.
我知道 I know.
但是当我和你在一起的时候 But when I'm with you,
我丝毫不怀念过去的一点一滴 all those memories are wiped clean.
你到底想对我说什么 麦克斯？ What exactly are you trying to say to me, Max?
我是说我想和你在一起 I'm saying I wanna be with you
永远一起 all the time.
那你就说出来吧 So then ask me.
麦克斯 问我 Max, ask me.
莎拉 Sara...
莎拉 你愿意嫁给我吗？ Sara, will you marry me?
我愿意 Yes.
我愿意 麦克斯 Yes, Max,
我愿意嫁给你 I will marry you.
你让我成为了世界上最幸福的女孩 You have just made me the happiest girl in World.
你做了正确的选择 你知道吗？ You made the right choice, you know?
我知道 Oh, I know.
我也做了正确的选择 I made the right choice, too.
我太震惊了 我…… I'm just so stunned. I, um...
-我什么时候能见你？ -几个小时以后吧 - When can I see you? - A few hours.
我会准备好的 I'll be ready.
稳住 伙计 Buck up, bucko.
又不是没见过大场面 It's not your first rodeo.
-快点 我们走这条路 -不 不 我不能再走了 - Hurry, we'll go this way. - No, no I can't go anymore.
来吧 快点 Come on, all the way.
杰...杰西卡？ Jess-- Jessica?
杰西卡 Jessica!
哇 我从没想过我会再见到你 Wow, I never thought I'd see you again.
我以为你已经退休了 詹姆斯 I thought you were out of the game, James.
-谁是詹姆斯？ -我叫谁都是詹姆斯 - Who's James? - Ah, I call everybody James.
你不喜欢詹姆斯？那我叫你琼斯 You don't like James? I'll call you Jones.
-我都不介意 -那就叫詹姆斯吧 - Makes no never mind to me. - James will do.
让我猜猜 Ah, let me guess.
有人抛弃背叛你了 不是吗？ Somebody's gone and done you wrong, haven't they?
是的 你可以这么说 Oh yeah, you could say that.
让我再猜一遍 And let me guess again.
这些小屁孩不知道他们惹了谁吧？ These boys don't know they got a tiger by the tail, do they?
是的 你可能看起来天真无辜 Yeah, you probably acted all innocent like,
让他们以为把你抓得牢牢的 they thought they was playing you,
但其实是你在掌控大局 when all the while, you were playing them.
我是说对了还是对了？ Am I right or am I right?
你吸多了？ Must be all the drugs you're taking.
你还是很风趣 伙计 You still funny, man.
他们不知道你有“焦土政策”和 Yeah, they don't know you got a scorched earth,
毫不妥协的原则吧？ take no prisoners policy, do they?
都是尘封往事了 Maybe that was me in a past life.
你是真滴有意思 Hah, you are still funny.
不过我可不信什么轮回 Yeah, but I'm not in that reincarnation game.
毒品就是我的人生 你猜的没错 Drugs, you got that right,
但我可不奢求转世 but no reincarnation for me.
我活一次就足够了 I got one life to live,
我要痛快地活一场 然后直接下地狱 I'm gonna live it well and straight to hell.
好吧 让我们开始谈正事吧 詹姆斯 Well, let's get down to business James.
你还记得怎么用这些吗？ You remember how to use one of these?
-抽开 瞄准 射击 -嗯 - Pump, point, shoot. - Mm-hmm.
那个玩意儿会有八个弹壳 That baby'll hold eight shells,
你可能没有时间装弹 and you probably won't have time to reload
喷雾模式覆盖的范围足够广 spray pattern should be large enough,
就算你老了瞄不准了 so poor aim from being rusty and all
应该也不会有太大影响 shouldn't be too much of a hindrance for you.
我小时候玩过气枪 有什么帮助没有？ I had a BB gun as a boy. Does that count?
你是问当过男孩还是玩过气枪？ Being a boy or having a BB gun?
詹姆斯 你忘了我们的辉煌历史了？ Shoot, James, you forget we have got history.
见鬼 我知道你可以用胶带和衣架 Hell, I know you could probably make a tactical pump
就做出一个战术气枪 out of duct tape and a coat hanger.
不过你想装作不记得也行吧 Ah, but I'll play along with you.
跟我没关系 Makes no never mind to me.
话说你要带气枪上去也没关系 Well, BB gun is all right.
但它只能给对手留下一点伤痕 But it just leaves a little red welt.
然而 你现在手上这玩意 它能在犀牛的屁股上再给它开一个洞 Well, now that baby, that'll put a second hole and a rhino's ass.
如果说你就这么挂了 Well, if you don't make it out alive,
你要知道人终有一死哈 take comfort in knowing that all roads lead
早死晚死都是一样的 to the same destination.
-好吧 这真让人欣慰 -那是 - Well, that's real comforting. - Ah,
其实我也说不好所有事情的结局 I don't know where all roads lead, man,
尤其是你的结局 especially your roads.
我刚刚说那番转世投胎的屁话 I was just spoutin' that reincarnation crap
是因为我以为你会感兴趣的 'cause I thought you'd dig it.
琼斯 我觉得 Jones, I'm getting the feelin'
你好像丢掉了你应有的幽默感噢 you're losin' your sense of humor.
可能吧 You may be right.
-多少钱？ -你开价吧 - How much? - Well, go ahead, make my night.
很久没干这行了 我都不知道收费标准了 It's been a long time. I don't have a clue what you charge me.
那我可喜欢这句话了 Well, that's music to my ears, Jones,
可喜欢了 music to my ears.
为什么是爱达荷州？为什么是那？ Why Idaho? Why Idaho?
在那里人可以自由生活 Man can live free.
自己狩猎和捕鱼来吃 Hunt and fish for his own food,
有足够的空间可以漫游 有充足的新鲜空气可以呼吸 plenty of space to roam, plenty of fresh air to breathe
而且你可以在那里感受四季 and you get four seasons.
简直是自由之子的天堂 It's a free man's country.
-那里下雪吗？ -当然 下雪了 - Does it snow there? - Sure, it snows.
我不喜欢下雪 I'm not big on snow.
雪啊雪 Schnow-schmow.
爱达荷州 真的是天堂 Idaho, it's God's country.
麦克斯 看看这个世界发生了什么 Look what's happenin' to this world, Max.
你看看这个国家正在发生的事情 Look what's happening in this country.
我不认为那些话只是谣言 I don't think they're just rumors.
事态变得越来越严重了 Things are plum crazy.
只是灰尘罢了 换一下你的过滤器就没事了 Just dust. Change your filter, you'll be fine.
-我会去看你 -你要是来了 - I'll visit you. - You do that,
我就给你做你这辈子能吃到的最好吃的一顿饭 I'll cook you the best meal you've ever had,
让你喝最纯净的水 cleanest water you've ever tasted,
还有呼吸最新鲜的空气 and the freshest air you've ever breathed.
我们今天看到的太阳 You know, we see the same sun
和罗马角斗士看到的是同一个 as the Roman gladiators did.
这多么不可思议啊 That's an amazing thing.
确实呢 It is at that.
好了 我最好现在就走人 Well, I'd better mosey on now.
近期这些事情不会有什么好转的 Things ain't gettin' any better any quicker.
让粉末保持干燥 麦克斯 你会需要它的 Keep your powder dry, Max. Odds are you're gonna need it.
老子上路了 And a dude rides.
我知道你在想什么 I know what you're thinking.
你在想 他是开了五枪还是六枪？ You're thinkin', did he fire five shots or six?
好吧 实话告诉你 Well, to tell you the truth,
即使在这么激动人心的时刻 even in all this excitement,
我清楚地数到了五 I clearly counted five.
你们喜欢学狗叫 不是吗？ You guys like to bark, don't you?
你倒是继续叫啊 Then bark on this.
你看起来不太好 You don't look so good.
他们打我 They beat me, max.
只是为了讨乐 他们打我 还不喜欢我的笑话 Just for fun, they beat me. They didn't like my jokes.
我觉得他们不够有趣 Didn't think they were funny enough.
这群人太严肃了 Tough crowd.
这下也没办法再严肃了吧 Yeah, well, not so tough anymore.
那个大家伙在哪儿 ？黑眼睛的？ Where's that big Guy? Dark eyes?
他很早就走了 他还没有回来 He left early and he hasn't come back.
你喜欢我的笑话吧 麦克斯？ You like my jokes, don't you, Max?
前几天晚上你在酒吧还笑了来着 You laughed at 'em the other night at the bar.
我那时候醉了 戴尔 I was drinking hard liquor, Dale.
太让人伤心了 Oh, that hurts.
真的伤心 That really hurts, Max.
说起这个 我要结婚了 On that note, I'm gettin' married.
你？谁会嫁给你？ You? Who'd marry you?
如果你想 我可以把你绑回椅子上 I can tie you back to your chair if you'd like.
我开玩笑 我只是开个玩笑 I'm kiddin'. I'm just kiddin'.
我喜欢莎拉 我很喜欢她 I mean, I like Sara. I like her a lot.
你们真的是绝配 You make a great match.
有个后门可以出去 Max, there's a back way out.
麦克斯 Max!
麦克斯 快来啊 Max! Come on!
你好？ Oui?
你好？请进 Hello? Entre.
进来 Come in.
别害羞 进来吧 Don't be shy. Come in.
欢迎来到我的小店 And welcome to my humble shop.
不 不 不 别告诉我 No, no, no, don't tell me.
让我猜猜 Let me guess.
你想要花吗？ You want flowers?
你当然想要 But of course you do
因为今天是情人节 because it's Valentine's Day.
花的日子 The day of flowers.
圣瓦伦丁之日 The feast of Saint Valentine.
爱的庆典 A celebration of love and affection.
圣瓦伦丁的狂欢日 The feast of Saint Valentine.
她沐浴在玫瑰红 She bathed in roses red
还有紫罗兰的蓝色里 and violets of blue
与所有来自树林里的甜美花朵共舞 and all the sweetest flowers that in the forest grew.
很漂亮 不是吗？ Beautiful, isn't it?
我将是你最卑微的花商 And I will be your most humble florist
引导你穿越丰富的聚宝盆 to guide you through the cornucopia
唱响水与火的颂歌 of hydro-smores magnifica.
当然你可能只是叫它们…… Oh, as you probably call them...
花！ flowers.
不论你怎么起名字 A rose by any other name
玫瑰还是一朵玫瑰 is still a rose.
你知道吗 Did you know
一只卑微而孤独的黄蜂 that it was the humble, solitary wasp
给第一朵花授粉？ that pollinated the first flowers?
然而蜜蜂却得到了所有的荣誉 And the bees get all the credit. Imagine that.
现代蜜蜂 The modern bee
仅仅是伟大的黄蜂的后代而已 was merely the descendant of the mighty wasp.
很神奇 不是吗？ Amazing, isn't it?
很神奇 Amazing.
请问你想要什么样的花呢？ Do you know the type of efflorescence you are looking for?
今天是情人节 而且我刚订婚 It's Valentine's Day and I just got engaged.
哦 我的天 On my
狮子 老虎和熊 哦 我的天 Lions and tigers and bears, oh, my.
很棒的选择 说真的 真的很棒 Magnificent choices, if I do say so myself.
丰饶而美丽的花瓣和花朵 A cornucopia of the finest petals and blossoms
这是大自然给予我们的礼物 nature affords us.
你的情人兼未婚妻 Your Valentine and betrothed
一定会非常高兴的 will be most pleased.
非常高兴 Most pleased.
他们说这是世界末日 They say it's the end of the world coming for us,
但是我的花可要怎么办？ but what will happen to my flowers?
我的花 My flowers!
麦克斯 Max!
这是病毒感染 It's the infection, Max.
这肯定是的 我得去看看我妈 It's gotta be an infection. I gotta check on my mom!
可以肯定的是 It is confirmed.
病毒已经迅速散播开来了 The virus had jumped.
官方报告显示 We now have direct knowledge that the virus
病毒是通过空气传播的 is moving through the air.
我们呼吸的空气 The very air we breathe.
军队现在处于最高警戒状态 The military has just been placed on highest alert.
15分钟前 As of 15 minutes ago,
我们已经阻止了所有的空运和海运进入这个国家 we have stopped all air and ocean arrivals into the country.
我们收到通知 就在这里 We've been notified, we've seen the first cases
此刻正有人遭受感染 of the virus right here, right now.
对整个城市进行的隔离措施 Quarantine of the entire city
刚刚开始生效 just went into immediate effect.
此外 But we have additional
已证实的报告显示该病毒 confirmed reports the virus has been seen
已经在美国的其他城市被发现 in other cities in the US.
许多 其他城市 Many other cities.
怎么了？ What's that?
我的上帝 Oh my God.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
中国和俄罗斯刚刚与我们断了通讯 China and Russia just went dark.
没有任何信号传入或传出这两个国家 There are no communications in or out of those countries.
我们面对的究竟是何等灾难？ Do, do we even have a clue what we're dealing with?
莎拉？ Sara?
现在这个城市的大部分地区都停电了 Most of the city is dark.
我的同事 My colleagues
不是死了 are either dead
就是失踪 or missing
有的已经变成僵尸了 or transformed.
我们——我…… We-- I...
连战斗机的警笛都已经 no longer hear the sirens
听不到了 of our protectors
空袭停止了 The air bombings have stopped
但是来自数百场火灾的烟雾 but the smoke from hundreds of fires
仍旧在空中弥漫 hangs thick in the air.
街道空无一人 The streets are all but deserted,
只有那些僵尸 except for them.
我仍然能听到可怕的哀嚎 I can still hear the dreadful wails
那些变异了的人们 of those that were transformed.
他们的哀嚎声彻夜不断 They fill the night air.
我不知道还有多少人类存活着 I have no idea how many of us are left.
通讯中断了 Communications are down.
我们与世界其他地方隔绝了 We are cut off from the rest of the world.
我们在孤军奋战 We are alone.
我想不出还有什么比这更令人心寒 I cannot think of anything more chilling
令人绝望的了 to oscillate.
我非常害怕 I'm deeply afraid
僵尸的数量 that there may be more of them
已经比正常人还多了 than us.
我在用我们的备用发电机产电 I'm using our back up generators
来向你们传递信息 to transmit to you.
我不知道我还有多少时间 I do not know how much longer I have.
我真的不知道 Indeed I do not know
我们还有多少时间 how much longer we have.
我的天啊 Jesus!
你...你不会游泳吗？ Can't-- you can't swim?
这水只有三英尺半深 It's only three-and-a-half feet of water.
浮起来啊 Fight for it!
你...你以为你是恐龙吗？ You-- you are gonna go the way of the dinosaurs,
竟然不会游泳 我真是个天才 my water challenged friend. And how do I know?
我怎么什么都知道？ Trust me, I know everything.
鲁弗斯无所不知 Rufus knows everything.
脑瓜子太灵活没有办法 Can't turn this switch off.
我们在一起的时光太短了 麦克斯 We didn't have enough time for us, max.
拜托 麦克斯 Please, Max.
求你了 Please.
我是你的 I'm yours.
嗯 你是我的 You're mine.
再说一遍 Say it again.
你是我的 莎拉 You're mine, Sara.
答应我 你不会让我离开 Promise me, you'll never let me go.
我答应你 I promise.
太好了 That's so good.
太好了 So good.
祝你生日快乐 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
祝你生日快乐 ♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
卡梅隆？ Cameron?
卡梅隆 你这个混蛋 Cameron, you jerk.
刚刚进行到哪里了？ Now, where was I?
哦 是的 Oh, yeah.
嗯 Mm.
太棒了 Oh, beautiful.
你知道吗？ You know,
我真的很想念我的工作 I really missed my calling.
我本应该做糕点师的 I should've been a pastry chef.
我本可以在纽约生活 Ugh, I coulda lived in New York
或者巴黎 Could've lived in Paris.
卡梅隆？ Cameron?
如果是你 我就打爆你的头 If that's you, I'm gonna kill you.
卡梅隆？ Cameron?
放松 Relax.
今天是你的生日 It's your birthday.
嗯 Mm.
哦 太漂亮了 Oh, that's beautiful.
祝你生日快乐 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
我手里有刀 I have a knife,
我会用上它的 and I know how to use it.
吼 Rarr!
你真的以为你会吓到我吗？ You really think that you're gonna scare me?
开玩笑吗？ Seriously?
今天什么事都不会发生在我身上 Nothin's gonna happen to me today.
因为今天她过生日 It's her birthday.
你需要买一套更好的怪兽套装 卡梅隆 You need to get a better monster suit, Cameron.
你真的认为那小小的咆哮会吓到我吗 You really think that little growl is gonna frighten me?
你是个败类 老兄 You're a loser, dude.
多练练吧 Grow a pair.
放心我有你的号码 I got your number, buddy.
祝你生日快乐 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
爸爸？ Daddy?
你让我进到你心里了 不是吗？ You let me in, didn't you?
不论是何种艰难险阻 我们在一起 Against all odds, we are together.
我们会不会像童话故事里的那样 Will we live happily ever after
永远幸福地生活在一起？ like in the fairy tales?
我们会吗 麦克斯？ Will we, Max?
我们所有的梦想都会实现吗？ And will all our dreams come true?
因为我真心希望如此 'Cause I would like that.
麦克斯 我真的想 Oh, Max, I would like that so much.
我猜等太阳下山之后... Well, I say when the sun has set.
也许 Maybe,
也许不 maybe not.
但我猜 But I'll bet
当太阳开始下山的时候 when the sun starts to set
天变暗的时候 and it starts to get dark.
你们两个屁都不懂 You two don't know nothin', do you?
你们两个都错了 Nothin'. I mean, you're both wrong.
比在一个大酒杯里的一坨屎更错 Wronger than a turd in a punch bowl.
看这里 Lookie here.
这位朋友什么反应都没有 There ain't nothin' going on upstairs.
什么都没有 因为这里太暗了 Nothin'. It's too dark in here.
他从光照中汲取能量 He derives his energy from the sunlight.
你为什么这么说？ Now, why do you say that?
你知道什么我们不知道的事情吗？ Do you know something we don't?
我读了很多漫画书而已 I just read a lot of comic books. That's all.
但我至少知道一件事 But I'm smart enough to know one thing.
我在这里是无所不知 You do not bet against the knower of all things.
你们简直蠢到家了 I mean, how could you be so stupid?
竟然无知到不相信本爷爷？ How could you be so ignorant to bet against me?
你们......啊—— I mean, do you-- Ahh!
是他把这僵尸捆起来的？ Is he the guy that chained that thing up?
是的 Yeah.
看来这位无所不知的同学 Looks like the knower of all things
正在接受一流的教育 is getting a first class education.
要我说 他这门课欠太久了吧 Long overdue, I'd say.
同意 Ain't that the truth?
看 我们多合得来 See, I'll have a hit off of that.
嗯 Mm.
当然 Sure thing.
你觉得那僵尸要多长时间才能吃到他 Now, how long do you think it'll take that thing to eat him
然后来吃我们？ and get back to us?
哦 我 我以前见过那些东西吃人 Oh, I, I've seen those things eat before.
吃相不好 It isn't pretty.
我猜大概20分钟？ Mm, I'm gonna say 20 minutes.
我猜15分钟 I'd say 15 minutes.
好吧 正好有足够的时间把这瓶酒喝完 Well, it's just enough time to finish this bottle of hooch.
现在时间就是一切 不是吗？ Time is everything, isn't it?
的确是 警官 Oh, indeed it is, officer.
确实如此 Indeed it is.
我们之前应该去墨西哥的 Maybe we shoulda went to Mexico.
或者加拿大也行 Or maybe Canada.
又或者一直往北去阿拉斯加 Or maybe all the way north to Alaska.
亲爱的 Honey,
我回来了 I'm home.
对不起 我不该那么说的 Sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
绞刑架幽默 Gallows humor, I guess.
她就在那儿 真准时 There she is. Like clockwork.
跟你说的一样 Just as you said.
看她那个样子你肯定很难受吧 Must be hard to see her like that.
我们以前没有好好地在一起 We didn't have enough time together.
她怎么知道你在这里？ How does she know you're here?
不知道 No idea.
我想过帮她从痛苦中解脱出来 I thought about putting her out of her misery,
-但是 -但是什么？ - but... - But what?
我做不到 I can't do it.
-那么 -那么 什么？ - So. - So, what?
跟我说说你的母亲吧 So tell me about your mother.
发生了什么？ What happened?
她想杀了我 麦克斯 She tried to kill me, max.
我自己的妈妈 My own mom
想杀了我 tried to kill me.
当我 呃 When I, uh,
当我到她家时 when I, uh, got to her house,
她已经变异了 she'd already turned.
我什么也做不了 There is nothing I could do.
所以我就锁上门 跑了 So I just locked the door and ran.
你觉得我是胆小鬼吗？ Does that make me a coward?
不会啊 No.
-她走了 -别担心 - She's gone. - Don't worry,
几小时后她就回来了 she'll be back again in a few hours.
-你要去哪里？ -她是我妈妈 - Where are you going? - She's my mom.
我不能 I couldn't,
如果我不知道我妈的安危 我就没法安心过日子 I couldn't live with myself if I didn't keep an eye on her.
你帮不了她 戴尔 You can't help her, Dale.
确实帮不了 No.
你没错 Probably not.
但她是我妈妈 But she's my mom.
你懂吗？ You know?
戴尔？ Dale?
“愿你不受苦 也不枉死” "May you not have suffered nor died in vain.
“愿你长寿 繁荣昌盛” May you live long and prosper
“就像倾盆大雨” like the pouring rain."
切 Hah!
别客气 Step right up.
伙计们 都别客气 今天我请客 Step right up, folks. Drinks are on me.
我不介意 Don't mind if I do.
漂亮女生每天都要滋补自己 A girl needs her daily fruit.
请问 Say,
有谁想听我唱歌？ who wants to hear me sing?
全部人都想？ Everyone?
你们对我的期望超过了我的预期呢 You flatter me beyond all expectation.
真是受宠若惊 I am truly humbled.
你们想听什么？ Now what would you like to hear?
别害羞 Don't be shy.
想听什么？ What would you like to hear?
大声喊出来 Just yell it out.
请不要进来 Please don't come in.
千万不要 Please don't.
请问 Say,
你想喝点什么吗？ would you like a drink?
你竟然会问？ I thought you'd never ask.
在这一刻 You see at this point,
我也只是一名落难女子 I'm just a damsel in distress
仰仗着陌生人的善意 relying on the kindness of strangers.
真巧 Now what a coincidence.
“善意”是我的中间名 Kindness is my middle name.
是嘛 Oh well,
我喜欢 I like that.
我非常喜欢 I like that very much.
啊 Ugh!
啊 Ahh!
这些小玩意儿 These little babies,
能刺激神经 肌肉 stimulate nerves, muscle
甚至可以改造你的骨头 and bone reformation.
这样应该就好了 That should do it.
试着握紧你的手 Try squeezing your hand.
给点时间 Give a little time.
一会就会好的 You'll be right as rain.
你的皮肤会在几小时内吸收掉这些订针 The staples will self-absorbed in a few hours.
怎么会？ How?
这是我哥哥的办公室 This is my brother's office.
他曾是一名兽医 He was a vet.
我是一名战场外科医生 I was a military combat surgeon.
我比我看起来要坚强得多 麦克斯 I'm much tougher than I look, max.
反正 虽然说我们闭口不谈 Anywho, it was all very hush-hush.
但是相信我 But trust me,
如果你想要任何科学和医学领域 you want anything hyper advanced
先进的东西 in science and medicine,
找军队 the military has it.
你哥哥在哪里？ Where is your brother?
我杀了他 I killed him.
他变异速度很快 He turned very quickly.
我什么也做不了 There was nothing I could do.
这种病毒是完美的杀人机器 The virus is the perfect killing machine.
僵尸们是完美的杀人机器 They are the perfect killing machines.
头三天的时候 The first three days,
那些僵尸到处狩猎 the afflicted hunted day and night
杀死了我认识的所有人 killing anything that I came in contact with.
然后他们开始变异 Then they morphed
开始从日光照射下 and started taking their energy
吸取能量 from the daylight sun.
他们只在夜间捕猎 They hunted only at night
-杀戮 -有时进食 - killing... - And sometimes eating
吃掉他们认识的所有人 anyone they came in contact with.
然后他们开始群体狩猎 Then they started hunting in packs killing anything
-杀死一切还未变异的人 -但是有趣的是 - that was still human. - But the new wrinkle
他们只会追捕并杀死 is they would only hunt and kill
他们亲近的人 people they had been close to.
或者那些... Or people...
在病毒暴发之前或期间 that they'd intense contact with
他们有过深度交往的人 before or during the outbreak.
他们现在正在进行最后的一波袭击 The final attack is taking place now.
在这一刻 The infected are at this moment,
僵尸们开始搜寻他们认识的人 seeking out those they knew,
那些与他们接近的人 those they were close to.
找到了这些人后 Seeking them out
将他们消灭 to eliminate any competition
最后成为世界上最主要的种族 as the dominant race.
他们已经成为了完美的杀人机器 They have become the perfect killing machines.
完美的杀人机器 The perfect killing machines.
但是有些已经变异了的人 But some of those who had morphed...
却又变回来了 came back.
有些人 Some people
现在又回到原来的样子了 are turning back into what they were before.
变回人类了 Human, Max.
一些人正在恢复 Some people are reverting.
他们是如何追踪我们的？ How do they track us.
我认为是通过嗅觉或磁性脉冲 I think by smell or magnetic impulses
又或者两者都有 or both.
有点像他们自己的私人GPS Kind of like their own private GPS.
就像迷路的狗或猫一样可以从几十万英里外 Much like a lost dog or cat can find their way home
找到回家的路 over hundreds of thousands of miles.
这就是我搬到沙漠的原因 That's why I moved out here to the desert,
不毛之地 远离每一个人 middle of nowhere, away from everyone.
我的女朋友 My girlfriend.
她被感染了？ She's infected?
哦 是的 Oh yeah.
她找到你了？ And she's found you?
嗯 Mm-hmm.
她一个人吗？ Is she alone?
嗯 Mm-hmm.
她不会一个人多久的 She won't be for long.
他们现在正在成群地狩猎 They're hunting in packs now.
除了我的哥哥我没有... Besides my brother, I have--
不再有... had...
任何亲戚或者亲近的人了 no relatives or close relationships.
你是最亲近的了 You're the closest.
不 你现在是我认识的唯一一个人了 No, you're the only relationship I have now.
搞得我蛮大的压力的 医生 That's a lot of pressure on me, Doc.
别担心 麦克斯 No, don't worry, Max.
你不需要拜访我 You don't have to visit and make nice.
我喜欢独处 I like being alone.
我该如何感谢你？ How do I thank you?
努力活下去 Try staying alive.
我们中没有多少人剩下了 There aren't many of us left.
我答应你 I'll do that.
你忘记什么了吗？ Did you forget something?
邪恶的东西来了 Something wicked this way comes.
你相信一见钟情吗 麦克斯？ Do you believe in love at first sight, Max?
你相信吗？ Well, do you, punk?
你能像童话故事里的那样对我说这句话吗？ Would you say it like it in the fairy tales?
你愿意成为我的骑士吗？ Would you be my knight in shining armor?
锤击时间 Hammer Time.
麦克斯？ Max?
莎拉？ Sara?
麦克斯 Max!
麦克斯 给我解绑 Max, untie me!
今天是我们重获主权的第一天 Today is the first day of the rest of our days
因为我们回来了 for we are coming back
从遗忘的边缘 from the brink of oblivion
我们的敌人正在逃窜 and we have the enemy on the run.
水 Water.
这是我们富饶的地球赠予的最简单而最神圣的礼物 The most simple and blessed example of our earth's abundance
水扭转了我们的局势 is leading the way.
为了躲避僵尸的追杀 The oceanic coasts are tremendously overwhelmed
现在大洋海岸都被人挤爆了 with the flow of our people.
所以请大家 So please,
选择其他的水源 choose more simple H2O source
可以选择 to go to.
一条小溪 A stream,
一条河 a river,
或者一个池塘 or a pond.
这些都会奏效 Will do nicely.
我想这是人类新的开始 世界新秩序的建立 It is a new beginning and a new order, I guess.
不知道在下一次诺亚方舟之前我们又有多久时间 We do not know how long it will be before we ride our ship.
听众朋友们 虽然我们能够清楚预见未来 Before the foreseeable future, folks,
但当下我们又回到了物物交换时代 we have returned to the bartering system.
在这个时代里 And once more,
金子和银子再一次成为了王道 gold and silver are kings.
你听到了吗 麦克斯 金子就是王道 You heard that Max? Gold as king.
赶紧去买金子啊 Now all we have to do is buy some gold.
莎拉 我有点东西要给你看 Sara, I need to show you something.
什么？ You need to show me what?
我的妈呀 Holy shit!